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Cartoon Caption Contest – Andrew Jeffrey Wright

By April 8, 2015
Introducing the Cartoon Caption Contest! Just like the New Yorker's famous weekly ultra geek sport we are asking Artblog readers from around the globe to submit their best captions for comics created by Beth Heinly and Andrew Jeffrey Wright. The winning caption will be picked by the cartoonist and reposted on the Artblog at the end of April. Submit your caption below by April 22. Happy captioning! --Nicola, the guest editor
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In a 9-panel comic part of the Socialist Grocery series by Oli Knowles, Sebastian the main character works the cash register at a grocery. In the first panel a man walks up and says, "Hey. Just buying these two things." The top right panel shows Sebastian's view of the man's shirt plastered with big letters "Blackrock". The middle left most panel shows Sebastian quizzically asking the man, "So... Do you... Uh...Work for Blackrock?" In the middle panel the man tugs at his shirt, "Oh! I sued to, last year. Didn't realize I wore this." In the middle right panel Sebastian asks, "Well... What do you do now?" The man responds, "I work at a lab that's trying to cure cancer." In the bottom left panel the man seen from behind speaks to Sebastian at the register, "When I worked at Blackrock, we played this game" , "With new hires: we asked them to each randomly name a terrible company-" The next panel a half cut row panel shows the man, "-Then we asked them to name something terrible the company's doing. Sure enough, every time Blackrock's behind it!" The lower half left panel shows the man receiving his items from Sebastian, the man continues, "Wait. Wait. Wait. This shirt is why I'm getting side-eye all day!" Sebastian in the last panel seen in side profile says, "Yes - Absolutely."

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In an 8-panel comic titled Socialist Grocery by Oli Knowles the story begins with Sebastian talking to their coworker, "One of my favorite coworkers moved to Chicago years back. This month, she transferred back to our store. I hoped she'd remember me." Looking to Marsha holding a bag of chips Sebastian says, "Hey Marsha. It's Me.", "Can I buy these from you?" In the following right panel Marsha wearing square glasses and tussled black hair says smiling, "Of course! I'm glad to see you again after all these years." Sebastian asks, "Same! What's new?" Marsha responds, "Well me and my partner got a house, a dog, 3 cats, a car - lots of spare time, a beautiful garden..." In the middle left panel Sebastian staring off into the corner asks, "That sounds So nice. What's you partner's name? Marsha responds, "Derek." Sebastian quips back, "Oh, have you ever seen the show 'Life With Derek'?" In the middle a small sliver panel shows Marsha saying, "No! Is it anything like our sweet little life? , "I want to watch it!" In the middle right panel Sebastian in profile looking left says, "Actually, no. It's nothing like your life. It's about these two kids, Kasey and Derek, who become step-siblings and have a clear attraction to eachother. Continuing onto the bottom left panel Sebastian gesturing rants, "Now this was on the Disney Channel which of course made it particularly controversial and shocking. The actors all later came out and admitted they were aware of the 'incest' overtone, and furthermore. They even supported it. That's why the show never made it onto Disney Plus." In the bottom top right panel Marsha confused says, "I don't know why you just told me that." In the bottom right panel Sebastian in defeat says, "I don't know why I told you that either.

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